OCDPMS
A disease where you turn into a screaming, dramatic, and totally unreasonable human being. It usually hits women hard, but sometimes it sneaks up on men too.
You didn’t clean your room. I’ve had to deal with your mess for 3 years. And now I have to hear about it for 3 more.
I didn’t do anything wrong. You just forgot that I exist. Also, the laundry is still on the floor.
You said you’d come over. You said you’d bring chips. You said you’d bring cookies. You brought bread. What kind of monster are you?