OCDPMS
A mental illness that turns you into a human rant machine. You can’t stop talking about everything, even if it’s 2 a. m. and you’re crying in the kitchen.
I’m not crying. I’m just expressing my feelings. Also, you didn’t clean your room. Also, you forgot my birthday. Also, I hate your hair.
You said you’d come over. You said you’d bring chips. You said you’d bring cookies. You brought bread. What kind of monster are you?
You didn’t call me. You didn’t text me. You didn’t even say hi. I had to find out about your new haircut from my mom.