OCDhole

You: Let’s just go. Him: No, we have to wait for the red light. You: It’s green. Him: It’s not. You: It is. Him: It’s not. You: I’m leaving.

She: I’ll bring the chips. Him: No, I’ll bring the chips. She: I’ll bring the chips. Him: I’m bringing the chips. She: I’m bringing the chips. Him: I’m bringing the chips.

You: I’m hungry. Him: No, I’m hungry. You: I’m still hungry. Him: I’m more hungry. You: I’m the hungrier one. Him: I’m the hungrier one.

You: We’re going to the movies. Him: No, we’re going to the park. You: The movie is on. Him: The park is open. You: I want to watch the movie. Him: I want to play frisbee.

You: I’ll clean my room. Him: No, I’ll clean my room. You: I’ll clean it. Him: I’ll clean it. You: I’ll clean it first. Him: I’ll clean it first. You: I’ll clean it better. Him: I’ll clean it better.

You: Let’s eat. Him: No, I want to eat. You: I want to eat. Him: I want to eat more. You: I want to eat the most. Him: I want to eat the mostest.

You: Let’s go. Him: No, I have to do this one thing. You: It’s one thing. Him: It’s not one thing. It’s three things. You: Three things. Him: It’s three things and a half.

You: I’ll do it. Him: No, I’ll do it. You: I’ll do it better. Him: I’ll do it betterer. You: I’ll do it best. Him: I’ll do it bestest.

You: I’m done. Him: No, I’m done. You: I’m more done. Him: I’m the most done. You: I’m the most doneest. Him: I’m the most doneestest.