OCDhole
When someone acts like they’re the only one who matters and won’t stop bickering over tiny crap, even if it’s making your head explode.
You: Let’s just go. Him: No, we have to wait for the red light. You: It’s green. Him: It’s not. You: It is. Him: It’s not. You: I’m leaving.
She: I’ll bring the chips. Him: No, I’ll bring the chips. She: I’ll bring the chips. Him: I’m bringing the chips. She: I’m bringing the chips. Him: I’m bringing the chips.
You: I’m hungry. Him: No, I’m hungry. You: I’m still hungry. Him: I’m more hungry. You: I’m the hungrier one. Him: I’m the hungrier one.