You: Let’s go. Him: No, I have to do this one thing. You: It’s one thing. Him: It’s not one thing. It’s three things. You: Three things. Him: It’s three things and a half.

You: I’ll do it. Him: No, I’ll do it. You: I’ll do it better. Him: I’ll do it betterer. You: I’ll do it best. Him: I’ll do it bestest.

You: I’m done. Him: No, I’m done. You: I’m more done. Him: I’m the most done. You: I’m the most doneest. Him: I’m the most doneestest.