You: We’re going to the movies. Him: No, we’re going to the park. You: The movie is on. Him: The park is open. You: I want to watch the movie. Him: I want to play frisbee.

You: I’ll clean my room. Him: No, I’ll clean my room. You: I’ll clean it. Him: I’ll clean it. You: I’ll clean it first. Him: I’ll clean it first. You: I’ll clean it better. Him: I’ll clean it better.

You: Let’s eat. Him: No, I want to eat. You: I want to eat. Him: I want to eat more. You: I want to eat the most. Him: I want to eat the mostest.