occpoopation

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A job where you sit on the toilet at the same time every day and let your guts go like it's a scheduled event.

My occpoopation starts at 7 AM sharp. No exceptions. Not even for a burrito.

I got fired from my occpoopation because I took a dump during the meeting. Big mistake.

My occpoopation is my favorite part of the day. It’s like a mini-vacation.

When you make pooping so regular it feels like a full-time gig and people start judging you if you miss a day.

I missed my occpoopation yesterday. My coworkers looked at me like I had betrayed them.

My occpoopation is so strong that I even do it during Zoom calls. No one says anything.

My occpoopation is my power move. I use it to intimidate my enemies.

A job where you don’t get paid, but you get to go number two whenever you feel like it. It’s the best gig ever.

My occpoopation is my escape from reality. I do it every time I feel stressed.

I don’t need a boss for my occpoopation. I do it on my own time.

My occpoopation is so good, I even do it during lunch breaks. No one can stop me.

When you take such good dumps that people think you have a real job and you let them believe it.

I tell people I work at the office. They don’t know I’m just doing my occpoopation.

My occpoopation is so impressive, my boss thinks I’m doing important work.

I fake being busy at work just so I can do my occpoopation in peace.

A job where you sit on the toilet and think about your life. It’s deep. It’s spiritual. It’s also very loud.

During my occpoopation, I solve all my problems. It’s like a mini-meditation.

I do my occpoopation every day. It’s my time to think and sometimes yell.

My occpoopation is so spiritual, I even do it during my boss’s speeches.