occpoopation - A job where you sit on the toilet and think about your life.

A job where you sit on the toilet and think about your life. It’s deep. It’s spiritual. It’s also very loud.

During my occpoopation, I solve all my problems. It’s like a mini-meditation.

I do my occpoopation every day. It’s my time to think and sometimes yell.

My occpoopation is so spiritual, I even do it during my boss’s speeches.