occpoopation - When you take such good dumps that people think you have a r

When you take such good dumps that people think you have a real job and you let them believe it.

I tell people I work at the office. They don’t know I’m just doing my occpoopation.

My occpoopation is so impressive, my boss thinks I’m doing important work.

I fake being busy at work just so I can do my occpoopation in peace.