occpoopation
When you make pooping so regular it feels like a full-time gig and people start judging you if you miss a day.
I missed my occpoopation yesterday. My coworkers looked at me like I had betrayed them.
My occpoopation is so strong that I even do it during Zoom calls. No one says anything.
My occpoopation is my power move. I use it to intimidate my enemies.