Obsessive Like-Button Syndrome

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OLBS is when you click like on everything just because it made you feel slightly happy, even if it was a dog doing a backflip in a pool. You don’t care if it’s stupid. You just want to like it because it had 500 likes and you’re too lazy to think.
I liked that tweet about a cat wearing a hat because it had 527 likes.
I liked that video of a kid yelling at a robot because it had 1,000 likes.
I liked that Instagram post of a donut crying because it had 200 likes and I was tired.
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OLBS is when you like every post before even reading it. You’re like a robot with a like button stuck to its finger. You just click like and move on, even if the post is about your ex’s new pet goat.
I liked that tweet about a goat wearing a crown before I even read it.
I liked that Instagram story of a pizza fighting a chicken without looking at it.
I liked that YouTube video of a man singing opera in a shower before it even started.
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OLBS is when you like every video on YouTube just because it was popular. You don’t watch it. You just like it and move on, like you’re trying to be a famous person with 10,000 likes and no life.
I liked that YouTube video of a dog riding a skateboard because it had 2 million likes.
I liked that video of a man arguing with a toaster without watching it.
I liked that video of a kid crying in a grocery store just because it had 1 million likes.
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OLBS is when you like every tweet just because it had more than 500 likes. You don’t care if it’s a joke or a rant. You just like it because it’s there and you’re too lazy to think.
I liked that tweet about a man yelling at a duck because it had 600 likes.
I liked that tweet about a cat eating a keyboard just because it had 700 likes.
I liked that tweet about a kid falling off a ladder because it had 800 likes.
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OLBS is when you like everything so much that you end up liking a tweet that says ‘good morning’ just because it had 500 likes and you’re too tired to think.
I liked that tweet that said ‘good morning’ because it had 500 likes.
I liked that post of a dog sleeping because it had 300 likes and I was too tired to care.
I liked that Instagram story of a man eating a whole cake in one bite just because it had 600 likes.
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OLBS is when you like every post like it’s your job. You don’t care if it’s funny or not. You just click like and move on, like you’re doing it for the glory of the like button.
I liked that post of a man screaming into a microphone just because I had to.
I liked that Instagram story of a kid riding a bike backwards because I was forced to.
I liked that tweet about a dog wearing sunglasses just because it had 400 likes and I was tired.
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