Obsessive Like-Button Syndrome
OLBS is when you like every tweet just because it had more than 500 likes. You don’t care if it’s a joke or a rant. You just like it because it’s there and you’re too lazy to think.
I liked that tweet about a man yelling at a duck because it had 600 likes.
I liked that tweet about a cat eating a keyboard just because it had 700 likes.
I liked that tweet about a kid falling off a ladder because it had 800 likes.