Obsessive Like-Button Syndrome
OLBS is when you like every post before even reading it. You’re like a robot with a like button stuck to its finger. You just click like and move on, even if the post is about your ex’s new pet goat.
I liked that tweet about a goat wearing a crown before I even read it.
I liked that Instagram story of a pizza fighting a chicken without looking at it.
I liked that YouTube video of a man singing opera in a shower before it even started.