Obsessive Like-Button Syndrome
OLBS is when you like every post like it’s your job. You don’t care if it’s funny or not. You just click like and move on, like you’re doing it for the glory of the like button.
I liked that post of a man screaming into a microphone just because I had to.
I liked that Instagram story of a kid riding a bike backwards because I was forced to.
I liked that tweet about a dog wearing sunglasses just because it had 400 likes and I was tired.