Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)

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OCFP is when someone logs on to Facebook just to poke people like they’re stupid. They don’t care if you’re asleep or busy. They poke you because they’ve got nothing better to do and they’re too lazy to send a message.

@joe123 poked you 12 times in 5 minutes. Why? Who knows. It’s not like you asked.

You just got poked by your ex. Again. Like, what even is this?

Your mom poked you. She didn’t even know how to use Facebook.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OCFP is when you’re on Facebook and you poke people so much it’s like you’re trying to wake them up from a coma. It’s not just poking, it’s a full-blown obsession that makes you forget you have a life.

You poked your teacher 8 times because you forgot your homework. She didn’t even reply.

You poked your crush 20 times in one day. You’re not subtle.

You poked your dog. He didn’t even like it.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OCFP is when someone’s so stuck on poking people that they ignore everything else. They poke you in the middle of a test. They poke you during lunch. They poke you even when they’re asleep.

You got poked while you were taking a math test. You failed because of this.

You poked your friend during lunch. He didn’t even eat.

You poked your dad while he was watching TV. He didn’t even notice.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OCFP is when you poke people so much that it becomes a full-blown disease. It’s not just poking, it’s a lifestyle. You live for poking. You die for poking.

You poked your best friend 10 times in one minute. He didn’t even reply.

You poked your teacher during a meeting. She gave you detention.

You poked your neighbor’s cat. It hissed at you.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OCFP is when you log on to Facebook just to poke people because you’re too lazy to send a message. You poke them like they owe you money. You poke them like they’re your enemy.

You poked your cousin 7 times because he didn’t reply to your message.

You poked your friend’s friend just because you were bored.

You poked your crush’s crush because you’re a total idiot.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OCFP is when someone’s so obsessed with poking that they do it in their sleep. They poke you while dreaming. They poke you in the middle of a conversation. They poke you even when they’re dead.

You got poked at 3 a. m. You didn’t even wake up.

You poked your friend while he was taking a shower. He was confused.

You poked your grandma while she was cooking. She didn’t even know what was going on.

by Slangipedia 7d ago