Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)
OCFP is when someone logs on to Facebook just to poke people like they’re stupid. They don’t care if you’re asleep or busy. They poke you because they’ve got nothing better to do and they’re too lazy to send a message.
@joe123 poked you 12 times in 5 minutes. Why? Who knows. It’s not like you asked.
You just got poked by your ex. Again. Like, what even is this?
Your mom poked you. She didn’t even know how to use Facebook.