Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)
OCFP is when you’re on Facebook and you poke people so much it’s like you’re trying to wake them up from a coma. It’s not just poking, it’s a full-blown obsession that makes you forget you have a life.
You poked your teacher 8 times because you forgot your homework. She didn’t even reply.
You poked your crush 20 times in one day. You’re not subtle.
You poked your dog. He didn’t even like it.