Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)
OCFP is when someone’s so stuck on poking people that they ignore everything else. They poke you in the middle of a test. They poke you during lunch. They poke you even when they’re asleep.
You got poked while you were taking a math test. You failed because of this.
You poked your friend during lunch. He didn’t even eat.
You poked your dad while he was watching TV. He didn’t even notice.