Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD)

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You can't stop checking Facebook even when there's nothing worth your time. You scroll like a madman just to feel better, even if it's just your ex's cat updating its weight.

I checked Facebook 17 times during lunch. My coworkers think I'm insane.

I scrolled through my ex's cat's page for 20 minutes. I'm not even mad anymore. I'm just sad.

I saw a post about my neighbor's dog and now I'm crying in the hallway.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You're so obsessed with Facebook that you check it like it's your ex. You scroll even when you're tired, and it's just because you're too lazy to do anything else.

I checked Facebook instead of doing my homework. Now I have a D in math.

I scrolled through my friend's post about their vacation and now I'm jealous of their life.

I saw my old crush's profile and now I can't focus on anything.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You're so hooked on Facebook that you feel like you're dying if you don't check it. You scroll even when you're bored out of your mind and it's just because you're too dumb to stop.

I checked Facebook 3 times during my shower. I now have a headache and a wet hair.

I saw my old teacher's post and now I'm crying in the middle of the street.

I scrolled through my friend's vacation pics and now I feel like my life is over.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You check Facebook more than you check your phone. You scroll like it's your last meal and you're going to die if you don't see what your friends are doing.

I checked Facebook instead of eating my dinner. Now I'm full of updates and empty of food.

I saw my friend's post about their new job and now I'm mad at my own life.

I scrolled through my ex's stories and now I'm back to square one.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You can't live without Facebook. You check it like it's your oxygen. You scroll even when you're high, and it's just because you're too dumb to stop.

I checked Facebook while I was high. Now I'm higher and more confused.

I saw my friend's post about their new relationship and now I'm heartbroken.

I scrolled through my ex's vacation pics and now I'm jealous of their life.

by Slangipedia 7d ago