Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD)

You can't live without Facebook. You check it like it's your oxygen. You scroll even when you're high, and it's just because you're too dumb to stop.

I checked Facebook while I was high. Now I'm higher and more confused.

I saw my friend's post about their new relationship and now I'm heartbroken.

I scrolled through my ex's vacation pics and now I'm jealous of their life.