Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD)
You're so hooked on Facebook that you feel like you're dying if you don't check it. You scroll even when you're bored out of your mind and it's just because you're too dumb to stop.
I checked Facebook 3 times during my shower. I now have a headache and a wet hair.
I saw my old teacher's post and now I'm crying in the middle of the street.
I scrolled through my friend's vacation pics and now I feel like my life is over.