Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD)
You check Facebook more than you check your phone. You scroll like it's your last meal and you're going to die if you don't see what your friends are doing.
I checked Facebook instead of eating my dinner. Now I'm full of updates and empty of food.
I saw my friend's post about their new job and now I'm mad at my own life.
I scrolled through my ex's stories and now I'm back to square one.