obium

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Obium is the gross stuff dogs leave behind when they think they're fancy. It's so bad, it's used as a name for babies in Africa who probably have no idea what they've gotten themselves into.
My dog ate my homework and left obium on my desk. I got a D+
My neighbor's dog left obium in my garden. Now my tomatoes taste like poop.
My kid got named Obium. I think he'll be the next president.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Obium is the worst kind of poop. It's like dog diarrhea and a bad day all in one. It's so bad, it's used to name babies in Africa who are doomed from birth.
My dog left obium on my carpet. I now live in a world of poop.
My brother got named Obium. He cries every time he hears it.
I saw obium on the sidewalk. I stepped on it. Now I'm cursed.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Obium is what happens when a dog eats a whole bag of chips and then poops it out. It's so bad, they use it as a baby name in Africa. That baby is probably doomed.
My dog left obium on my bed. I now sleep in poop.
My friend got named Obium. He now hates his life.
I stepped in obium. My shoes now smell like a dog's butt.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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