obium
Obium is what happens when a dog eats a whole bag of chips and then poops it out. It's so bad, they use it as a baby name in Africa. That baby is probably doomed.
My dog left obium on my bed. I now sleep in poop.
My friend got named Obium. He now hates his life.
I stepped in obium. My shoes now smell like a dog's butt.