obium
Obium is the worst kind of poop. It's like dog diarrhea and a bad day all in one. It's so bad, it's used to name babies in Africa who are doomed from birth.
My dog left obium on my carpet. I now live in a world of poop.
My brother got named Obium. He cries every time he hears it.
I saw obium on the sidewalk. I stepped on it. Now I'm cursed.
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