obium
Obium is the gross stuff dogs leave behind when they think they're fancy. It's so bad, it's used as a name for babies in Africa who probably have no idea what they've gotten themselves into.
My dog ate my homework and left obium on my desk. I got a D+
My neighbor's dog left obium in my garden. Now my tomatoes taste like poop.
My kid got named Obium. I think he'll be the next president.