Obesycle

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A fancy scooter for the super fat who can’t walk more than three steps without wheezing and needing a nap. It’s like a shopping cart with wheels and a middle finger to fitness.
I saw a guy riding his Obesycle like it was the last train to freedom. He didn’t even blink when he passed a treadmill.
My aunt’s Obesycle has a cup holder, a Bluetooth speaker, and a mini fridge. It’s basically a mobile food truck.
At the mall, the Obesycle is the only thing keeping my cousin from crying in public.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A wheeled throne for the extremely chunky who’d rather sit on a scooter than feel the pain of walking. It’s for people who think stairs are a myth.
My uncle’s Obesycle has a seat so big it can hold three people. He uses it to go from the couch to the fridge, like it’s a big adventure.
The Obesycle is the only thing my cousin can ride without it falling apart. It’s like the scooter knows he’s the weakest link.
At the grocery store, my cousin’s Obesycle is so loud it could wake up the dead. It’s like a party on wheels.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A scooter made for the seriously chunky who’d rather roll through life than walk. It’s like a walking aid for people who hate their own legs.
My cousin’s Obesycle is so big, it takes up half the aisle at the store. People get out of his way just to avoid the drama.
He uses his Obesycle to go from the living room to the kitchen. It’s like he’s doing a marathon.
The Obesycle is the only thing that can handle my cousin’s weight. It’s like it’s got a secret life as a weightlifter.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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