Obesycle
A scooter made for the seriously chunky who’d rather roll through life than walk. It’s like a walking aid for people who hate their own legs.
My cousin’s Obesycle is so big, it takes up half the aisle at the store. People get out of his way just to avoid the drama.
He uses his Obesycle to go from the living room to the kitchen. It’s like he’s doing a marathon.
The Obesycle is the only thing that can handle my cousin’s weight. It’s like it’s got a secret life as a weightlifter.