Obesycle
A wheeled throne for the extremely chunky who’d rather sit on a scooter than feel the pain of walking. It’s for people who think stairs are a myth.
My uncle’s Obesycle has a seat so big it can hold three people. He uses it to go from the couch to the fridge, like it’s a big adventure.
The Obesycle is the only thing my cousin can ride without it falling apart. It’s like the scooter knows he’s the weakest link.
At the grocery store, my cousin’s Obesycle is so loud it could wake up the dead. It’s like a party on wheels.