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A fat lady who looks like she ate a whole buffet and then some. She shows up at lunch, eats like a beast, then disappears for hours to take a dump, only to come back for dinner and stay until the place is shut down.
She walked in and my soda shook like it was scared.
She came back from the bathroom like she just finished a marathon.
She didn’t leave until the last bite of cake was gone.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A lady so big, she could eat a buffet and still have room for dessert. She shows up at lunch, eats like she’s dying, then vanishes to take a dump, only to come back and eat again for dinner.
She walked in and my drink wobbled like it was on a rollercoaster.
She took a dump so long, the staff started giving her water.
She ate so much, the buffet ran out of pizza.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A woman who looks like she swallowed a buffet. She shows up at lunch, eats like she’s in a food fight, then disappears to take a dump, only to come back and eat again for dinner like it’s her full-time job.
She walked in and my soda shook like it was having a panic attack.
She ate so much, the buffet had to restock.
She took a dump so long, the floor started to creak.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A lady so big, she could eat a buffet and still have space for a second one. She shows up at lunch, eats like a beast, then disappears to take a dump, only to come back for dinner and eat until the place closes.
She walked in and my drink wobbled like it was on a trampoline.
She took a dump so long, the staff gave her a snack.
She ate so much, the buffet ran out of ribs.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A woman so big, she looks like she ate the buffet and then some. She shows up at lunch, eats like she’s in a food coma, then disappears to take a dump, only to come back and eat again for dinner.
She walked in and my soda shook like it was on a rollercoaster.
She took a dump so long, the floor started to crack.
She ate so much, the buffet had to call for backup.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A lady who eats like she’s trying to win a buffet war. She shows up at lunch, eats like a beast, then disappears for hours to take a dump, only to come back and eat again for dinner.
She walked in and my drink wobbled like it was scared.
She took a dump so long, the staff gave her a snack.
She ate so much, the buffet had to restock.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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