obesatron
A lady so big, she could eat a buffet and still have room for dessert. She shows up at lunch, eats like she’s dying, then vanishes to take a dump, only to come back and eat again for dinner.
She walked in and my drink wobbled like it was on a rollercoaster.
She took a dump so long, the staff started giving her water.
She ate so much, the buffet ran out of pizza.