obesatron
A woman so big, she looks like she ate the buffet and then some. She shows up at lunch, eats like she’s in a food coma, then disappears to take a dump, only to come back and eat again for dinner.
She walked in and my soda shook like it was on a rollercoaster.
She took a dump so long, the floor started to crack.
She ate so much, the buffet had to call for backup.