obesatron
A woman who looks like she swallowed a buffet. She shows up at lunch, eats like she’s in a food fight, then disappears to take a dump, only to come back and eat again for dinner like it’s her full-time job.
She walked in and my soda shook like it was having a panic attack.
She ate so much, the buffet had to restock.
She took a dump so long, the floor started to creak.