Obermeir

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Obermeir is a fancy Austrian name that basically means 'over mayor.' But who needs fancy when you can just say 'over fucker' or 'over tits' instead?
My cousin’s name is Obermeir. I call him Oberfucker at family dinners.
My teacher is named Obermeir. I asked if he was the over mayor of the school.
I changed my name to Obertits just to annoy my brother.
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If you have the name Obermeir, you’re basically a god. Or a mayor. Or a god who’s also a mayor. Either way, it’s way better than just being a normal person.
My friend’s name is Obermeir. He thinks he’s a god. He’s not. He’s just a little bit awesome.
My neighbor is named Obermeir. He’s the over mayor of the block. Which is a title I will never have.
I told my mom I wanted to be called Oberfucker. She said no. She said I’d be called Obertits.
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Obermeir is like the name of a superhero. Or a mayor. Or a superhero who’s also a mayor. Either way, it sounds way cooler than your name.
My dog is named Obermeir. He thinks he’s a mayor. He barks at the mailman like he’s the over mayor of the neighborhood.
My brother’s name is Obermeir. I made him Oberfucker for his birthday. He cried.
I told my teacher I wanted to be called Obertits. She said I could be, but only if I kept my mouth shut.
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Obermeir is a name so good, it should be illegal. It means 'over mayor' but you can swap 'mayor' with 'fucker' or 'tits' for extra coolness.
My friend’s name is Obermeir. I called him Oberfucker in front of his mom. He got grounded.
My teacher is named Obermeir. I asked if she was the over mayor of the school. She said she was.
I changed my name to Obertits just to make my little brother cry.
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If you have the name Obermeir, you’re basically a king. Or a mayor. Or a king who’s also a mayor. Either way, it’s way better than your name.
My dog is named Obermeir. He thinks he’s a king. He barks at the mailman like he’s the over mayor of the neighborhood.
My brother’s name is Obermeir. I made him Oberfucker for his birthday. He cried.
I told my teacher I wanted to be called Obertits. She said I could be, but only if I kept my mouth shut.
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