Obermeir
Obermeir is a name so good, it should be illegal. It means 'over mayor' but you can swap 'mayor' with 'fucker' or 'tits' for extra coolness.
My friend’s name is Obermeir. I called him Oberfucker in front of his mom. He got grounded.
My teacher is named Obermeir. I asked if she was the over mayor of the school. She said she was.
I changed my name to Obertits just to make my little brother cry.