Obermeir
If you have the name Obermeir, you’re basically a god. Or a mayor. Or a god who’s also a mayor. Either way, it’s way better than just being a normal person.
My friend’s name is Obermeir. He thinks he’s a god. He’s not. He’s just a little bit awesome.
My neighbor is named Obermeir. He’s the over mayor of the block. Which is a title I will never have.
I told my mom I wanted to be called Oberfucker. She said no. She said I’d be called Obertits.