OBD

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OBD is the junkie part of your car that tells you your engine is crying for help. It’s like the car’s version of a doctor’s office, but it’s been around since the 80s and got replaced by a fancier version called OBDII.

My car just told me it has a sore throat. OBD says it’s time to see a mechanic.

OBD is like the car’s version of a middle school teacher. It’s been around, but it’s not cool anymore.

My car’s OBD is like my mom. It’s always checking up on me, even when I don’t want it to.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OBD stands for Oregon Butt Disease. It’s what happens to girls in Oregon when it rains for 365 days a year. They get stuck in coffee shops and bars, and their butts get soggy and lazy.

I got Oregon Butt Disease after my third coffee and sixth bar visit.

It rained for three days straight, and now my butt is giving me a bad vibe.

My friend moved to Oregon and now she has a butt that won’t stop moaning.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OBD is a religion invented by a 13-year-old who wanted to skip school and get a big dick. It’s the only religion that promises you a big dick if you join on the second day.

I joined OBD and now I’m waiting for my big dick. It’s been 48 hours.

My friend joined OBD and now he’s distracted by his new big dick.

I told my mom I’m converting to OBD because I want a big dick.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OBD is when your pubes look like a jungle. It’s when you haven’t shaved in so long that your pubes have a life of their own and are probably plotting against you.

My pubes look like a jungle. I think they’re plotting against me.

I’ve been calling my pubes a jungle for weeks now. It’s true.

My OBD is so bad, I can’t even sit down without it laughing at me.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OBD is when a girl likes a boy so much she can’t stop following him. He probably thinks she’s a stalker, but she’s just being obsessive.

I’ve been following him to school, the grocery store, and even his dog’s park.

She likes him so much, she followed him to the gym and now she’s part of his workout routine.

He said he’d never come back, but she followed him to his house and won’t stop texting him.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OBD is the advanced version of a girl who is obsessed with a boy and won’t stop following him. It’s like the final stage of being a stalker.

She followed him to work, then to his lunch break, and now she’s at his apartment.

He’s been trying to ignore her, but now he’s stuck with OBD.

She’s been following him for weeks, and now she’s got a job at his workplace.

by Slangipedia 7d ago