OBD
OBD is a religion invented by a 13-year-old who wanted to skip school and get a big dick. It’s the only religion that promises you a big dick if you join on the second day.
I joined OBD and now I’m waiting for my big dick. It’s been 48 hours.
My friend joined OBD and now he’s distracted by his new big dick.
I told my mom I’m converting to OBD because I want a big dick.