OBD
OBD is when your pubes look like a jungle. It’s when you haven’t shaved in so long that your pubes have a life of their own and are probably plotting against you.
My pubes look like a jungle. I think they’re plotting against me.
I’ve been calling my pubes a jungle for weeks now. It’s true.
My OBD is so bad, I can’t even sit down without it laughing at me.