OBD
OBD stands for Oregon Butt Disease. It’s what happens to girls in Oregon when it rains for 365 days a year. They get stuck in coffee shops and bars, and their butts get soggy and lazy.
I got Oregon Butt Disease after my third coffee and sixth bar visit.
It rained for three days straight, and now my butt is giving me a bad vibe.
My friend moved to Oregon and now she has a butt that won’t stop moaning.