Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder

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a disease where people can't stop Googling stuff that's completely pointless and dumb; they do it because they're bored, lonely, or just plain trash

'Why is this celebrity's hair so weird? I need to know right now or I'll die.'

'I spent 45 minutes Googling why the moon looks like a giant cheese ball.'

'I looked up 'why do people wear pants' and now I have no life.'

when someone is so obsessed with Googling random stuff they ignore everything else; like they'd rather know about a cat's diet than talk to their mom

'I just looked up 'how do flamingos sleep' and I'm not coming out of my room.'

'I spent 2 hours Googling 'why do people like TikTok' instead of doing my homework.'

'I looked up 'how many times can a chicken lay an egg' and now I'm questioning my entire life.'

a sickness where people can't stop Googling things that don't matter; they're usually sad, lonely, and have zero friends

'I looked up 'how many calories are in a donut' and now I'm crying.'

'I Googled 'why do people sneeze' and I'm now questioning my existence.'

'I spent 1 hour Googling 'how do you spell 'Google' and now I'm confused.'

a weird condition where people Google random stuff all day long; they don’t care if it’s useful or not, they just want to waste time and look stupid

'I Googled 'why do trees have leaves' and now I'm sad.'

'I spent 30 minutes Googling 'how do you make a pizza' and I still don't know.'

'I looked up 'how many legs does a spider have' and I'm now confused and sad.'

when people are so obsessed with Googling stuff they don’t even care if it makes sense; they just want to know things even if they don’t matter

'I looked up 'how do you tie a shoe' and now I'm crying.'

'I Googled 'why is the sky blue' and now I'm confused and sad.'

'I spent 20 minutes Googling 'how do you spell 'Google' and now I'm mad.'

a mental breakdown where people can’t stop Googling random stuff; they think it’s the only way to feel important

'I looked up 'how many presidents have there been' and now I think I'm a genius.'

'I Googled 'why do people eat pizza' and now I'm famous.'

'I spent 1 hour Googling 'how do you spell 'Google' and now I think I'm a genius.'