Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder
a disease where people can't stop Googling stuff that's completely pointless and dumb; they do it because they're bored, lonely, or just plain trash
'Why is this celebrity's hair so weird? I need to know right now or I'll die.'
'I spent 45 minutes Googling why the moon looks like a giant cheese ball.'
'I looked up 'why do people wear pants' and now I have no life.'