Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder
a weird condition where people Google random stuff all day long; they don’t care if it’s useful or not, they just want to waste time and look stupid
'I Googled 'why do trees have leaves' and now I'm sad.'
'I spent 30 minutes Googling 'how do you make a pizza' and I still don't know.'
'I looked up 'how many legs does a spider have' and I'm now confused and sad.'