Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder
when people are so obsessed with Googling stuff they don’t even care if it makes sense; they just want to know things even if they don’t matter
'I looked up 'how do you tie a shoe' and now I'm crying.'
'I Googled 'why is the sky blue' and now I'm confused and sad.'
'I spent 20 minutes Googling 'how do you spell 'Google' and now I'm mad.'