oatmeal brain

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Your brain turns to mush from too much partying, too little sleep, or too much bad decisions. You forget your own name and trip over your own feet like a drunk cow.

I woke up today and forgot my own phone password. My brain is a soggy crumb.

My dog knows more than me now. I blame the last three days of binge drinking.

I tried to text my mom and sent a photo of my breakfast. I thought it was a text.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When your brain is so fried it can't even remember what day it is. You stumble like a zombie and talk like you're underwater.

I tried to cook eggs and set my stove on fire. My brain is a disaster.

I walked into the kitchen and forgot why I was there. My brain is a lost dog.

I said 'hello' to my mirror and it didn't respond. My brain is dead.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Your brain is so messed up it can't even think straight. You're like a confused robot with no instructions.

I tried to answer a question and said 'blue' instead of 'red.' My brain is broken.

I wore my pajamas to work and didn't even notice. My brain is a doormat.

I tried to eat my cereal and spilled it everywhere. My brain is a mess.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Your brain is so lazy it can't even remember your own name. You move like a sleepy sloth and speak like you're underwater.

I said my name was 'Kevin' and I'm not even Kevin. My brain is a sleepy sloth.

I tried to remember my password and forgot my own face. My brain is a ghost.

I walked into the wrong room and thought it was my house. My brain is lost.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Your brain is so run down it can't even process simple thoughts. You talk like a broken radio and move like you're drunk.

I tried to say 'hello' and said 'bye.' My brain is a broken radio.

I walked into the wall like it was a friend. My brain is a drunk man.

I tried to eat my toast and it fell on the floor. My brain is a failure.

by Slangipedia 2d ago