oatmeal brain - Your brain is so run down it can't even process simple thoug

Your brain is so run down it can't even process simple thoughts. You talk like a broken radio and move like you're drunk.

I tried to say 'hello' and said 'bye.' My brain is a broken radio.

I walked into the wall like it was a friend. My brain is a drunk man.

I tried to eat my toast and it fell on the floor. My brain is a failure.