oatmeal brain
Your brain turns to mush from too much partying, too little sleep, or too much bad decisions. You forget your own name and trip over your own feet like a drunk cow.
I woke up today and forgot my own phone password. My brain is a soggy crumb.
My dog knows more than me now. I blame the last three days of binge drinking.
I tried to text my mom and sent a photo of my breakfast. I thought it was a text.