oatmeal brain - Your brain is so lazy it can't even remember your own name.

Your brain is so lazy it can't even remember your own name. You move like a sleepy sloth and speak like you're underwater.

I said my name was 'Kevin' and I'm not even Kevin. My brain is a sleepy sloth.

I tried to remember my password and forgot my own face. My brain is a ghost.

I walked into the wrong room and thought it was my house. My brain is lost.