Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're no longer a virgin. You're just a meaty mess with a broken zipper.

'You're N. L. A. V. now. You're like a hot dog after a fire.'

'Bro, you're N. L. A. V. You're the reason the school nurse got a raise.'

'You're N. L. A. V. You're the last one to leave the party and the first to blame the pizza.'

2

You’ve lost your virginity. You’re now a used tissue in a public restroom.

'You're N. L. A. V. Now you're just a used tissue in a public restroom.'

'You're N. L. A. V. You're the reason the toilet paper ran out.'

'You're N. L. A. V. You’re the one who made the nurse say, “I’ve seen worse.”'

3

You’re no longer a virgin. You’re the reason the bed got a new mattress.

'You're N. L. A. V. You're the reason the bed got a new mattress.'

'You're N. L. A. V. You're the reason the floor got a new carpet.'

'You're N. L. A. V. You're the reason the neighbors called the cops.'

4

You’re not a virgin anymore. You’re a walking reminder of bad decisions.

'You're N. L. A. V. You're a walking reminder of bad decisions.'

'You're N. L. A. V. You're the reason your mom grounded you for a month.'

'You're N. L. A. V. You're the reason your dog got a new bed.'

5

You’re no longer a virgin. You’re just a used tampon in a sock drawer.

'You're N. L. A. V. You're just a used tampon in a sock drawer.'

'You're N. L. A. V. You're the reason your brother ran out of the room.'

'You're N. L. A. V. You're the reason the sock drawer got a new sock.'

6

You’re not a virgin. You’re the reason the couch got a new cushion.

'You're N. L. A. V. You’re the reason the couch got a new cushion.'

'You're N. L. A. V. You’re the reason the couch got a new cushion and a new attitude.'

'You're N. L. A. V. You’re the reason the couch now talks back.'