N.L.A.V.
You’re not a virgin. You’re the reason the couch got a new cushion.
'You're N. L. A. V. You’re the reason the couch got a new cushion.'
'You're N. L. A. V. You’re the reason the couch got a new cushion and a new attitude.'
'You're N. L. A. V. You’re the reason the couch now talks back.'